LJ, you suck. Read this for clarification on why

I'll be reading your posts, guys, but I'm so not posting here anymore.
You can find me at my insanejournal, on MSN (datasister @ hotmail.com) or on Y!M (datasister @ yahoo.com).

The internet is for porn. Everyone knows this.

However. Porn is not for work.

Why, then, do I have the internet at work? What is its purpose, if not porn?


I couldn't possibly know. It is a mystery of the universe.

I'm reading the worst marysue fic in the entire universe right now, and there's no one to share it with. I miss erin and sarah :(

LMFAO

So I'm highlighting optometrist names again. Y'all might remember good old Geoffrey L'Estrange from last time I was doing this.

Today's ABSOLUTE SOLID GOLD GEM:

Snape, Mrs Renae


I have no words. It's just too cool.

So, seeing as everyone else is doing it...


I'm dannyyy on InsaneJournal, and queen_liah on GreatestJournal. If LJ boots all of fandom, which it seems like they're going to do, that's where you'll find me. Also, in case anyone uses MSN and wants to add me, I'm datasister at hotmail dot com

Aaand that's about it for today. Oh LJ. Why are you being so terrible? :(

I really have to stop reading wank. It hurts my brain too much these days, and if I'm not careful, I'll end up joining in. Then I'll just constantly get slapped right down, and that would be the REAL definition of Fail.

My tiny orange fish died. I had to scoop him out with a fork and flush him away. Poor little guy never even got named.

It's the 18th of July, in the Land of Tomorrow, which means that it's silentpheonix's birthday!!! Happy, happy birthday!! I don't know you real well yet, but I hope you have a very awesome day ♥

My afternoon, contrary to my morning, has been Made Of Awesome.

Why?

Well, first, I couldn't afford to buy DH until, like, next fortnight.

MUM HAS GONE AND PRE-PAID FOR IT FOR ME. I CAN PICK IT UP FIRST THING SATURDAY AKLJASLKCNLAKSDSKLD;SALK;!!!

Also? I GOT FOUR FISH FOR MY TANK TODAY WOOOOOOO!!
There's two mollies, and two platys. They're pretty much the coolest ever.
Well. Except for my goldfish, Shiny and Trevor. They own my heart in a way no other fish could.

But yes, I'm excited. I may or may not have been bouncing in the pet store, or squeeing at my computer screen when mum emailed me to say she pre-paid for DH. This afternoon is fantabulous. YAY.

we interrupt you from your emotastic schedule for an important update.

Guess what, kellygreen? The Ouran episodes are streaming just as quickly at home as they did at work. I'm streaming 6 now. I'll probably watch most of them this weekend.


Damn you for getting me hooked, anyway. You fail.

Guess what I just bought?

That's right! I bought a fish tank! I've got a big fat 30L tropical tank for my office!! I'm gonna set the water up in it on Monday morning, and the guy at the shop likes it if you have the tank running for a week before you put fish in, so that you can make sure the pH and all that is right. They test it for you, totally free.

OH MAN I AM SO PUMPED. I'M GONNA HAVE TROPICAL FISH!! I seriously can't wait. The guy was so awesome. He totally knew what he was on about, and he set up the filter and everything in the store, so that I wouldn't have to try muck about with it myself.

FISH!!! OMG YAY!

my muffins last night? total success. Nick liked them. Mum liked them. Mum's friend Merrill liked them. I liked them too.

Also? I got THE COOLEST pirate kit in the mail today!! sweety167, you are way too good to me. I'm wearing my bit o' shine to work, sticking the eyepatch on my wall and the lip balm? TOO COOL FOR WORDS. You rule <3


In other awesome news, I bought Snatch on DVD on the weekend. I also bought an International Karate CD, and a grey wool winter coat.

i'm making muffins! :D


I'd be more proud, except that I was a lazy slob and bought a packet mix :P

:\ I hope they turn out okay. I really do suck at baking. Cooking meals and stuff, I'm awesome. But baking? Muffins and cakes and biscuits and shit? I fail.

Only time will tell.

So, I was pondering while I ate the soup my grandmother made me for lunch, and lo, I have a question.

Are boobs an appendage? Like, Girl!Boobies, not Fat!Man!boobies.

Minor Victory: Nick agreed to keep the doof doof away until after 12 noon.

Major Defeat: It's after 12 noon, and the volume has gone way up. Seriously, if the EBay guy next door comes to complain, I won't be surprised. I think my soup is rippling.

On the upside, with the music up louder, I can actually hear more than just doof doof doof. That in itself makes the whole thing much more bearable.

And uh... It's wednesday, and the bass is actually pretty awesome today.
I wanna go out!!!